Lyrics:

I Got A Girl Named Bony Moronie
shes As Skinny As A Stick Of Macaronie.
oughta See Her Rock N Roll With Her Blue Jeans On
shes Not Very Fat, Just Skin And Bone.
but I Love Her, And She Loves Me
oh How Happy Now We Can Be
makin Love Underneath The Appletree...

well I Told Her Mama And Her Papa Too,
just Exactly What I Wanna Do
i Wanna Get Married On A Night In June
and Rock N Roll By The Light Of The Silvery Moon
cause I Love Her, And She Loves Me
oh How Happy Now We Can Be
makin Love Undernesth The Appletree...

shes My One And Only, Shes My Hearts Desire
shes A Real Upseter Shes A Real Life Wire,
everybody Turns When My Baby Walks By
shes Something To See, She Really Catches The Eye
thats Why I Love Her, And She Loves Me
oh How Happy Now We Can Be
makin Love Underneatn The Appletree