Lyrics:

I Drove My Tractor Through Your Haystack Last Night
(Ooh Aah Ooh Aah)
i Threw Me Pitchfork At Your Dog To Keep Quiet
(Ooh Aah Ooh Aah)
now Something's Telling Me
that You'm Avoiding Me
come On Now Darling You've Got Something I Need

cuz I Got A Brand New Combine Harvester
an' I'll Give You The Key
come On Now Let's Get Together
in Perfect Harmony
i Got Twenty Acres
an' You Got Forty-Three
now I Got A Brand New Combine Harvester
an' I'll Give You The Key

she Made I Laugh Ha Ha

i'll Stick By You, I'll Give You All That You Need
we'll 'ave Twins And Triplets
i'm A Man Built For Speed
and You Know I'll Love You Darlin'
so Give Me Your Hand
but What I Want The Most
is All They Acres Of Land

cuz I Got A Brand New Combine Harvester
an' I'll Give You The Key
come On Now Let's Get Together
in Perfect Harmony
i Got Twenty Acres
an' You Got Forty-Three
now I Got A Brand New Combine Harvester
an' I'll Give You The Key

ooaah She's A Lovely Bit Of Stuff An' All

for Seven Long Years I've Been Alone In This Place
eat, Sleep, In The Kitchen, It's A Proper Disgrace
now If I Cleaned It Up Would You Change Your Mind
i'll Give Up Drinking Scrumpy And That Lager And Lime

cuz I Got A Brand New Combine Harvester
an' I'll Give You The Key
come On Now Let's Get Together
in Perfect Harmony
i Got Twenty Acres
an' You Got Forty-Three
now I Got A Brand New Combine Harvester
an' I'll Give You The Key

who Loves Ya Baby Ha

weren't We A Grand Couple At That Last Wurzel Dance
i Wore Brand New Gaters And Me Cordouroy Pants
in Your New Sunday Dress With Your Perfume Smelling Grand
we Had Our Photos Took And Us Holding Hands

now I Got A Brand New Combine Harvester
an' I'll Give You The Key
now That We'me Both Past Our Fifties I Think That You And Me
should Stop This Galavanting And Will You Marry Me
coz I Got A Brand New Combine Harvester
an' I'll Give You The Key

aahh Yu're A Fine Looking Woman And I Can't Wait To Get Me 'ands On Your Land