Lyrics:

(Roger Miller)

[chorus]
trailer For Sale Or Rent, Rooms To Let Fifty Cents
no Phone, No Pool, No Pets, I Ain't Got No Cigarettes
ah But Two Hours Of Pushin' Broom Buys And Eight By Twelve Four-Bit Room
i'm A Man Of Means By No Means, King Of The Road

third Boxcar Midnight Train, Destination Bangor, Maine
old Worn Out Suit And Shoes, I Don't Pay No Union Dues
i Smoke Old Stogies I Have Found, Short But Not Too Big Around
i'm A Man Of Means By No Means, King Of The Road

i Know Every Engineer On Every Train
all The Children And All Of Their Names
and Every Handout In Every Town
and Every Lock That Ain't Locked When No-One's Around
i Sing...

[chorus 2x]