Lyrics:

And now, once again, it's time for an everyday story of country-folk

The BBC present 'Life With The Moons', with Keith Moon played by himself, a revolutionary violinist played by Fidel Castro, and a well-known groupie taking the part of well, just about anybody

Hello sweetheart, I'm home!

(burp)

Hang on, I'll just take me coat off... uh! That's taken the weight off me mind!