Lyrics:

God it takes you so long just to think
You're um and ah-in I aint laughin
Your brains so dead its started to stink
Its drippin awful by the earful nice, tonight.

Big rock dog eatin indie frog
Make yourself a cigarette, fix yourself a drink
Dont be a stranger to your shrink

I'm convinced that you're the missing link
You're lookin scarey, very hairy
Half your nose is floating in the sink
I saw your nostrils forming eyeballs
Late last night