Lyrics:

All the lads are drinking and puking on the dance hall floor, (on the floor) Knobby's in the Ladies with his willy up a big fat whore,(a big whore) Somebody's going to get their head kicked in tonight



He's going to rip off her bags (tear off her clothes), Pull down her tammy (and her pantyhose), But he got dead pissed, puked on her dress, The whole dance floor was a fucking mess.



He's going to rip off her bags (tear off her clothes), Pull down her tammy (and her pantyhose), But he got dead pissed, puked on her dress, The whole dance floor was a fucking mess.



Knobby's waking up and a think there's going to be a fight, (a big fight) When he finds out he's been shagging a transvestite,(transvestive) Somebody's going to get their head, (oi oi oi) Somebody's going to get their head, (oi oi oi) Somebody's going to get their head kicked in tonight.