Lyrics:

Well they're coarse and they act obscene, Up the Edge on Hallowe'en, And at the Knutsford Mayfair, Shagging any lump they find there.



We're going Knutsford, Knustford, Knutsford scabby women, Knutsford scabby women.



You can pick them up at Top Rank, In the back for a quick wank, They like skiing in the Viva, All their kids look like the Beater.



We're going Knutsford, Yeah Knustford, Knutsford scabby women, Knutsford scabby women.



Knutsford, Knustford, Knutsford scabby women, Knutsford scabby women, Knutsford scabby women, Knutsford scabby women, Knutsford, Knutsford!