When I Woke Up This Morning I Was Feelin' Fine but This Cat Starts Banging Man What A Swine. so I Called Reception But To No Avail that's Why I'm Telling You This Sorry Tale. it Went Bang - I Said Shut Up
it Went Bang - I Said Rap Up. well I'm Aware That The Guy Must Do His Work but The Piledriver Man Drove Me Berserk. he Said Captain i Said Wot
he Said Captain i Said Wot
he Said Captain i Said Wot
he Said Captain i Said Wot D'ya Want
once A Lifetime twice A Day if You Don't Work You Get No Pay.
i Been To The East i Been To The West
but The Girls I Like Best Are The Ones Undressed.
well hello Adam where You Been i Said A'stand Aside 'cause I'm Feelin' Mean
i've Had A Gutful Of You And I'm Feelin' Bad 'cause You're An Ugly Old Pirate And Ain't I Glad. he Said Captain i Said Wot . . . he Said Captain i Said Wot . . .