Lyrics:

We're On The Island Of Misfit Toys Here We Don't Want To Stay We Want To Travel With Santa Claus In His Magic Sleigh!
a Pack Full Of Toys Means A Sack Full Of Joys For Millions Of Girls And For Millions Of Boys When Christmas Day Is Here The Most Wonderful Day Of The Year.
a Jack-In-The-Box Waits For Children To Shout 'wake Up! Don't You Know That It's Time To Come Out' When Christmas Day Is Here The Most Wonderful Day Of The Year.
toys Galore Scattered On The Floor There's No Room For More And It's All Because Of Santa Claus.
a Scooter For Jimmy A Dolly For Sue The Kind That Will Even Say, 'how Do You Do' When Christmas Day Is Here The Most Wonderful Day Of The Year.
[speech Heard On The Album Version, As Well As On The Tv Version]
'how Would You Like To Be A Spotted Elephant' 'or A Choo-Choo With Square Wheels On Your Caboose' 'or A Water Pistol That Shoots... Jelly' 'we're All Misfits!'
'how Would You Like To Be A Bird That Doesn't Fly I Swim!' 'or A Cowboy Who Rides An Ostrich' 'or A Boat That Can't Stay Afloat' 'we're All Misfits!'
if We're On The Island Of Unwanted Toys We'll Miss All The Fun With The Girls And The Boys When Christmas Day Is Here The Most Wonderful, Wonderful, Wonderful, Wonderful, Wonderful Day Of The Year!