Lyrics:

My God, Madge... You Voluptuous New York City Slit...
why Did'nt You Tell Me Before
it Was So Hard To Tell With Your Little Blousey-Poo On,
but.. Now That I See You... I Would Have Helped...
i Didn't Know You Were So Obviously.. Pregnant...

i've Got The Thing You Need
i Am Endowed Beyound Your Wildest
clearasil-Spattered Fantasies, Oh Oh Oh..

girls From All Over The World
love To Write My Name On The Toilet Walls
at The Whisky A Go Go
for I Am Bwana Dik
i Am Bwana Dik
me Bwana Dik
me Bwana Dik

my Dick Is A Monster
give Me Your Heart

(Chorus Line) Bwana Dik Is A Legend
enormous Thou Art!

my Dick Is A Harley
you Kick It To Start

(Chorus Line) When Bwana Dik Speaks
the Heavens Will Part

my Dick Is A Dagger
i'll Force It To Fit
my Dick Is A Reamer, Baby
to Scream Up Your Slit

steam It! Ream It! Cream It