Lyrics:

Well, hello Mrs. Jones
Good neighbor, Sam
How are you doin'?
While you're working nine to five
Do you know what your kids are doing?

Youngest, Debbie is skippin' class
Grades so poor, she'll barely pass
Oldest, Roger, he's so dear
A pessimist, the end is near

The family ties are breakin' down
There's not much to do to save them
Tell yourselves you'll spend more time
With the kids, they'll say forget it

Youngest, Debbie is skippin' class
Grades so poor, she'll barely pass
Oldest, Roger, he's so dear
A pessimist, the end is near

Mrs. Jones, good neighbor, Sam
Mrs. Jones, good neighbor, Sam


Mrs. Jones, good neighbor, Sam
Mrs. Jones, good neighbor, Sam
Mrs. Jones

Everything you've worked so hard
You only want the best
You tell yourselves and your friends you're better than the rest
And don't you know I feel tons, tons of sorrow
Hey, by the way, you got a rake that I can borrow?

Youngest, Debbie is skippin' class
Grades so poor, she'll barely pass
Oldest, Roger, he's so dear
A pessimist, the end is near

Mrs. Jones, good neighbor, Sam
Mrs. Jones, good neighbor, Sam
Mrs. Jones, good neighbor, Sam
Mrs. Jones, good neighbor, Sam