Lyrics:

Yeah
Tongue was quite the ladies' man
Well, he played around, and he fell in love
And she was something
He wanted these, uh, Miss America types, that you never see in real life
But there she was with ol' Tongue
Well, they get married, and they're happy, but
But after a while, she starts losing weight and withering away
(Bob!)
They go to a doctor
(Over here!)
But he can't find...