Lyrics:

I wanna tell ya 'bout my friend the dwarfstar I wanna tell ya 'bout my friend the dwarfstar the first time I met him he said he was a dwarfstar cause he was small and he was... famous I wanna tell ya 'bout my friend the dwarfstar the second time I met him he said I could never be a dwarfstar because I was too tall and I wasn't... famous I wanna tell ya 'bout my friend the dwarfstar the thir.... the second time I mean that I went to see him he was not in a very good mood he said