Lyrics:

And now, I'm going to do a song with great social and political influence
It goes like this...
Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Honda Accord
Mercedes insurance I cannot afford
If I drove a Porche, I'd still be ignored
So oh Lord, won't you buy me a Honda Accord
Oh Lord, won't you buy me some silicone implants
The breasts that you gave me don't shake when I dance
Them doctors make mountains out of hills made for ants
So oh Lord, won't you buy me some silicone implants
Oh Lord, won't you buy me a good looking male
My boyfriend is lazy, and big as a whale
Spends all of my money (when he's not in jail)
Oh Lord, won't you buy me a good looking male...
Everybody...
Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Honda Accord
Mercedes insurance I cannot afford
My car's held together by a big bungee cord...
So oh Lord, won't you buy me a Honda Accord
That's it