Lyrics:

Miss Darla, how you sparkle like a shiny new toy
And I know I'm just an eight year old lonesome cowboy
And my only wish this Christmas is that I could call you baby
Then a stroke of genius hit me and I got to thinking maybe

That if I had a hat made of mistletoe
I would wear it everywhere I go
And when I got the chance, Darla, I'd pull you in close
If I had a hat made of mistletoe

There's a pretty heart-shaped locket in that five and dime window
Been saving up my nickels and that's what I'm gonna get you
'Cause you me are like mac 'n' cheese the way we go together
We could ride my pony off into that sunset forever

If I had a hat made of mistletoe
I would wear it everywhere I go
And when I got the chance, Darla, I'd pull you in close
If I had a hat made of mistletoe

If I had a hat made of mistletoe
I'd have the bestest Christmas I know
And when I got the chance, Darla, I'd pull you in close
If I had a hat made of Mistletoe
If I had a hat made of Mistletoe, hey

I think that's mistletoe growing on the tree down by the barn
I bet a little duct tape would hold it together
Yep, that's gonna work
Darla's gonna love me