Lyrics:

Last night I told you I loved you
Woke up blamed it on the Vodka
I genuinely thought I was dyin'
And I could see that smile you were hiding

Last night I told you I need you
That's the last time I drink tequila
Super lemon and his sidekick salt kid
I start cryin' and verbally assaulting

Last night I asked you to marry me
That's when I remembered the brandy
I wake up and claim I didn't say it
Screwed if I ever wake up in Vegas

Wish I could stop and I'm not joking
Drinking too much and socially smoking
Wish I could stop, start to behave and then
Wake up in the morning and never miss a day again

Last night police had to frisk me
In the cells thanks to bells fine whiskey
Whoops, I think I said too much like
Do you like my bracelets
Oh wait, they're handcuffs

So last night I said, 'I want your babies
Forget the ice it's not nice to drink Baileys
I drink that much that I forget
Of every embarrassing thing that I say next
You said, 'I got on one knee,' and there's no way
Unless I've been drinking-oh, wait-Ros?
Sailor Jerry's Rum. I think I drunk a ship full
Please, please someone provide me a disbrol.
Sailor Jerry's Rum. I think I drank too much
Showing randomers way too much love

Last night I called you a loser
I think that was after flamin' Sambuca
I shouted at you 'do me a favour'
And that's when I fell off the pavement

Wish I could stop and I'm not joking
Drinking too much and socially smoking
Wish I could stop, start to behave and
Then wake up in the morning and never miss a day again

'Cause I'd love to learn when to shut my mouth
Wake up in the morning and be in my own house
Do a last shot and know when to stop
No more photos on Facebook of me doing the robot
Know when to leave and when to lock my front door
Start waking up and cheesing in a bed full of people
Sitting in a cupboard with my weird best friend
But I'm only young so I'm not gonna pretend

I wish I could stop 'cause I'm not joking
I love drinking too much and socially smoking
I don't really wanna learn to behave amen
And I, hey, just missed another day again