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Davey: Tommy, nothing personal, but Whitey Duval should've won the Patch tonight, and you people are crazy for not realizing that. Tommy: Why would we give Whitey Duval the Patch? So he could use it as a blanket? *laughter* Davey: That's the reaction I thought I'd get... Everyone in this room has been associated with Whitey, either through basketball, or the mall, or various odd jobs he does around town for free or at most a dollaaaar And I'm guessing 99% of you have either laughed in Whitey's face or ruthlessly made fun of his feet, or voice, or sister, or shortness when he wasn't looooooking But the next time you see him he'd still go out of his way to smile and wave at you and ask you about your mother's operation or something like that, because he, unlike us, actually cares about someone other than himseeeellf The reason I bring this uuuup to you, is because IIIII was the worst offender..... of all My life was simply going no where, Then a tiny little man rushed to my side, He should've gotten a big