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Lyricist: Boy Meets Girl
Lyrics:
Boy: Hi! Girl: Hi! Boy: I'm a baby! Girl: What do you think I am, a loaf of bread? Boy: You could be, what do I know, I'm just born I'm a baby I don't even know if I'm under a tree or in the hospital or what I'm just so glad to be here. Girl: Well, I'm a baby, too. Boy: Have it your way, I don't want to fight about it. Girl: What, are you scared? Boy: Yes, I am. I'm a little scared. I'll tell you why, see I don't know if I'm a boy or a girl yet. Girl: What's that got to do with it? Boy: Well, if I'm a girl and you're a boy you could beat me up, you think I want to lose a tooth my first day alive? Girl: What's a tooth? Boy: Search me! I'm just born, I'm a baby, I don't know nothin' yet! Girl: You think you're a girl? Boy: I don't know, I might be. I think I am, I've never been anything before, let me see, let me take a little look aroundııhmmm, cute feet, small, daintyııyep, yep! I'm a girl, that's it! Girl time. Girl: Well what do you think I am? Boy: You? That's easy, you're a boy. Girl: You sure? Boy: Of course I'm sure, I'm alive already four or five minutes, right? I haven't been wrong yet! Girl: Gee, I don't feel like a boy. Boy: That's because you can't see yourself! Girl: Why, what do I look like? Boy: Bald. You're bald, fella. Bald, bald, bald. You're bald as a ping-pong ball, are you bald. Girl: So? Boy: So? Boys are bald and girls have hair. Girl: Are you sure? Boy: Of course I'm sure - who's bald, your mother or your father? Girl: My father. Boy: I rest my case. Girl: Hm. You're bald, too! Boy: You're kidding! Girl: No, I'm not - Boy: --Don't look! Girl: Why? Boy: (sigh) A bald girl, yuch, disgusting! Girl: Maybe you're a boy and I'm a girl. Boy: There you go again, I told you I'm a girl, I know it, I know it, I'm a girl and you're a boy. Girl: I think you're wrong. Boy: I'm never wrong, what about shaving? Girl: What about it? Boy: You just shaved, right? Girl: Wrong. Boy: Exactly. And you know why? Because everyone's born with a clean shave, it's just that girls keep theirs and boys don't. Girl: So what does that prove? Boy: Tomorrow morning, the one that needs a shave, he's a boy. Girl: Well, I can't wait until tomorrow morning. Boy: See, that proves it! Girls are patient, boys are impatient! Girl: Yeah? What else? Boy: Can you keep a secret? Girl: Absolutely. Boy: There you go, boys keep secrets, girls don't. Girl: Mmm, go on. Boy: Are you afraid of mice? Girl: No. Boy: I am! I'm terrified of them! I hate them! Squeak, squeak, squeak! Whatta you wanna be when you grow up? Girl: A fireman. Boy: What'd I tell ya? Girl: What about you? Boy: A cocktail waitress! Does that prove anything to you? Girl: Hm, you must be right. Boy: I told you, I'm always right. You're the boy and I'm the girl. Girl: I guess so. (gasp) Oh, wait! Here comes the nurse to change our diapers. Boy: About time, too, I have never been so uncomfortable in my life. Girl: Hey! Look at that! Boy: What? Girl: You see that? I am a girl! And you're a boy! Boy: Hey, it sure looks like it. Girl: What do you think of that? Boy: I can't understand it. Girl: Well, it sure goes to show yaıı Boy: What? Girl: You can't judge a book by it's cover. Boy: (Laughs) What does that mean? Girl: How should I know, I'm only a baby. Boy: So am I. Goo. Girl: Goo.
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