Lyrics:

I used to do lots of things

I used to do things
and say things
and Jesus I was evil
Say things and break things
and Jesus I was evil
I never shook babies
I never beat no ladies

I used to crash parties
and Mazerattis
and
I was evil
Go places
and blow faces
and Jesus I was evil
I never shook babies
I never beat no ladies

But Jesus I was evil
Jesus I was evil

*He never shook babies
He never beat no ladies*

Now I help old ladies cross the street and I
Now I shine my shoes upon my feet and I
Now I ***************** for homeless in the streets and I
Comb my hair one million times a week and I
Say my prayers before I go to sleep at night