Lyrics:

Is This The In Place To Be
what Am I Doing Here
watching The Girls Go By
spending Money On...

sleep All Day
it's The Only Way
i'm A Parasite
i Creep About At Night

nite Klub, Is This The In Place To Be
nite Klub, What Am I Doing Here
nite Klub, Watching The Girls Go By
spending Money On...

hey, Hey, I Don't Work
cos I Don't Have To
i Don't Have To Work
there's No Work To Do

nite Klub,
i'm A Member Of The Nite Klub
nite Klub,
a Fully Paid Up Member Of The Nite Klub

i Won't Dance In A Club Like This
all The Girls Are Slags
and The Beer Tastes Just Like Piss

i'm A Parasite
i Creep About At Night
yes I'm A Member Of The Nite Klub
a Fully Paid Up Member Of The Nite Klub

nite Klub, Is This The In Place To Be
nite Klub, What Am I Doing Here
nite Klub, Watching The Girls Go By
spending Money On Beer!