Lyrics:

Holly is a poet, a heathen and a sadist;
a punk-rock demagogue, and intellectual rapist.
Wendy is the architect of all her friends' ambitions,
She confiscates their penises and trades them on commission.

And I
I'm afraid to kiss the girl tonight.
I wonder why
I'm afraid to kiss the girl tonight.

Susie has a nice ass and tits like Gibraltar,
but she's just about young enough-I think I could adopt her.
Miriam is perfect. She's an angel and an artist,
but I expect to fuck it up as soon as I have started.

And I
I'm afraid to kiss the girl tonight.
I wonder why
I'm afraid to kiss the girl tonight.

There's something (something something) in the way you cry.
Something sort of sexy. You know you like it.
Is there something (something something) Something on your mind?
Tell me what you're thinking. God knows we're trying.

Mona is a miracle of simple contradictions;
She's a nouveau-iconoclast with new-age superstitions.
Summer is a creature who likes to play the martyr
Cause life is hard, so she intends to be harder.

And I
I'm afraid to kiss the girl tonight.
I wonder why
I'm afraid to kiss the girl tonight.

Lucy's never been in love but she's been a lover.
She gives herself away then she gives it to another.
Mariam is perfect. She's an angel and an artist,
but I expect to fuck it up as soon as I have started.

And I
I'm afraid to kiss the girl tonight.
I wonder why
I'm afraid to kiss the girl tonight.

There's something (something something) in the way you cry.
Something sort of sexy. You know you like it.
Is there something (something something) Something on your mind?
Tell me what you're thinking. God knows we're trying.

I don't deserve the love that you've got to give.
Give your heart to another man, let another kiss your lips.
I know I'm broken, but I'm not beyond repair.
All I need is, I don't know, Fuck! It just ain't fair.

But I
I'm afraid to kiss the girl tonight
I wonder why
I'm afraid to kiss the girl
kiss the girl
kiss the girl
kiss the girl
kiss the girl
kiss the girl
kiss the girl
kiss the girl
kiss the girl
kiss the girl
kiss that girl tonight.