Lyrics:

You Wined Me And Dined Me
when I Was Your Girl
promised If Id Be Your Wife
youd Show Me The World
but All Ive Seen Of This Old World
is A Bed And A Doctor Bill
im Tearin Down Your Brooder House
cause Now Ive Got The Pill

all These Years Ive Stayed At Home
while You Had All Your Fun
and Every Year Thats Gone By
another Babys Come
theres A Gonna Be Some Changes Made
right Here On Nursery Hill
youve Set This Chicken Your Last Time
cause Now Ive Got The Pill

this Old Maternity Dress Ive Got
is Goin In The Garbage
the Clothes Im Wearin From Now On
wont Take Up So Much Yardage

miniskirts, Hot Pants And A Few Little Fancy Frills
yeah Im Makin Up For All Those Years
since Ive Got The Pill

im Tired Of All Your Crowin
how You And Your Hens Play
while Holdin A Couple In My Arms
anothers On The Way
this Chickens Done Tore Up Her Nest
and Im Ready To Make A Deal
and Ya Cant Afford To Turn It Down
cause You Know Ive Got The Pill

this Incubator Is Overused
because Youve Kept It Filled
the Feelin Good Comes Easy Now
since Ive Got The Pill

its Gettin Dark Its Roostin Time
tonights Too Good To Be Real
oh But Daddy Dont You Worry None
cause Mamas Got The Pill

oh Daddy Dont You Worry None
cause Mamas Got The Pill