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By David Allan CoeSHE'S JUST A TEAR I USED TO CRYLONG BEFORE WE SAID GOOD BYENOW SHE'S JUST A LADY THAT I USED TO KNOWWHEN THE BOTTLE TOOK HER PLACESHE WAS A MIRROR I HAD TO FACEAND A DREAM I DARED TO DREAM SOME TIME AGOI LOST HER EYES TO A WHOLE BUNCH OF PENA COLADASAFTER A FEW MARGARITAS I TOOK ALL THE BLAMEFOR DRINKING MANHATTANS AT TREE IN THE MORNING I LOST HERBETWEEN THE VODKA AND GIN AND THE BEER AND CHAMPAGNEI LOST HER LIPS LATE ONE NIGHT ON A STRAWBERRY DAIQUIRIJACK DANIELS, WHISKEY AND RUM COULDN'T HELP ME THAT TIMEI LOST HER ARMS AND HER HANDS TO A GLASS OF TEQUILAI LOST HER HEART AND HER SOUL TO A BOTTLE OF WINEI LOST A BET THAT OUR LOVE WOULD LAST FOREVERSLOE GIN AND TONIC WAS MAKING MY HEART HARD TO FINDWITH TWO BLOODY MARY'S I RAN OUT OF VODKA THIS MORNINGLOSING MY CHANCES OF DRINKING HER OFF OF MY MIND