Lyrics:

I'm a rich and famous doctor
Always knew I'd be
Expert in the field of
Gynecology

Next on my agenda
Checking your pudenda
Let me see what I can find
If you get your nerve up
Slip inside the stirrups
Single thought will cross my mind

I love puu-tting women's minds at rest
I love puu-shing myself to be the best
Doctor Stephen's in awe

I've got magic fingers
The doctor of the year
There's not a lip that I can't read
A pap that I can't smear

When your legs are open
I begin the gropin'
But I fear I must be blunt
I would just assume I'd
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Think I'll stick to your
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