Lyrics:

Mr. Bergman, sir
Welcome to our town
Hollywood is here for you
I got a feeling you will love our town

Excuse me, where are we going?
I am Ingmar Bergman
What am I doing here?

Lovely weather, sir
Like a little air?
Maybe it's too warm for you
I know you're used to really frigid air

Excuse me, where are we going?
I am Ingmar Bergman
What am I doing here?
I am Ingmar Bergman!
I demand to know where we're going

Have you ever seen
Hollywood before?
If it is your first time well
I hope we're gonna see you lots lots more

Listen, I am Ingmar Bergman!
I demand to know where we're going!

Have a pleasant stay
Guess you traveled far
Here we are, the studio
I'll phone and tell them we're not very far
'Yes we're passing through the studio gates right now, it won't be long'

Someone will be down
Take you right upstairs
Have a pleasant afternoon
I love your films, they have a foreign flair