Lyrics:

1. Well i've found a crouch and i'm finally bak Watchin them peckerz try to get in her crack I'm gettin messy wen they slip right off the track THANK GOD IM A PUBIC HAIR! 2. Well she fluffs me up when shes goin on a date Tosses me aside when she gonna masterbate Scratches me to death if her period's late THANK GOD IM A PUBIC HAIR! 3. When shes not really horny she uses vasilen Takes a lil shower n rubs me clean I apreciate it when im covered with cream THANK GOD IM A PUBIC HAIR! 4. Well i like it when the eat But i dont like when they didle I get cought when there foundered on her middle Curl right up when she takes a lil piddle THANK GOD IM A PUBIC HAIR! (end, music goes down) hahahahahaha *download this if you need a good laugh!* funny as hell