If I were a redneck - All night long I'd kick some ass If I were a redneck - All night long I'd shoot my gun If I were a redneck - All night long I'd drive my truck If I were a redneck - I'd pick your nose with my cowboy boots I'd pick your nose with my cowboy boots R-E-D-N-E-C-K, redneck-redneck R-E-D-N-E-C-K, redneck Well, if I were a redneck - I'd start a fight every Friday night If I were a redneck - I'd get my kicks from beating my wife If I were a redneck - I'd get more kicks from beating up fags If I were a redneck - Being white trash is what I'd like Being white trash is what I'd like R-E-D-N-E-C-K, redneck-redneck R-E-D-N-E-C-K, redneck Redneck! Let 'em have it, boys! Come on boys, I'll kick your ass Well, if I were a redneck - I'd keep Jack Daniels in the glove box If I were a redneck - I'd get f*cked up at the honky tonk If I were a redneck - I'd have a rebel flag on my truck If I were a redneck - I'd pray to God when I'm hungover I'd pray to God when I'm hungover R-E-D-N-E-C-K, redneck-redneck Redneck-redneck