Let me tell you about a simple day In my own way I woke up a 6 today Put on the coffee machine I always dreamed of being a millionaire Without a care in the world because I'm loosing my hair Dressing up like a model in the shop window Even though I know I got it wrong and it don't go You get to work to find that your boss in a mood Man what makes him think that he can be so rude Forgot to wash your face and your head aches too People are staring as they pass you by ay ay Let it go don't show that you're a single man And not a day goes by without a porno mag God dam if I had only stayed at home today I'll be fine to live the rest of my life this way Just a simple day (sometimes I don't know why we're living) Just a simple day (these times when everything's slow) Just a simple day (sometimes I don't know why we're living) Just a simple day (these times) Let me tell you about a simple day In my own way fined for jaywalking While I was talking to the traffic man Who's on commission man He said that's what I do to put my kids through school So my apologies, enjoy your day Who's he to say that when taking my money away Think man if I had only stayed at home today I'll be fine to live the rest of my life this way Just a simple day (sometimes I don't know why we're living) Just a simple day (these times when everything's slow) Just a simple day (sometimes I don't know why we're living) Just a simple day (these times) Just a simple day (sometimes I don't know why we're living) Just a simple day (these times when everything's slow) Just a simple day (sometimes I don't know why we're living) Just a simple day (these times)