Lyrics:

[spoken]
i Remember Everything!
i Remember Every Little Thing As If It Happened Only Yesterday
i Was Barely Seventeen, And I Once Killed A Boy With A Fender Guitar
i Don't Remember If It Was A Telecaster Or A Stradacaster
but I Do Remember That It Had A Heart Of Chrome And A Voice Like A Horny Angel
i Don't Remember If It Was A Telecaster Or A Stradacaster
but I Do Remember That It Wasn't At All Easy
it Required The Perfect Combination Of The Right Power Chords
and The Precise Angle From Which To Strike
the Guitar Bled For About A Week Afterward
and The Blood Was Ugh Dark And Rich, Like Wild Berries
the Blood Of The Guitar Was Chuck Berry Red
the Guitar Bled For About A Week Afterward, But It Rung Out Beautifully
and I Was Able To Play Notes That I Had Never Even Heard Before
so I Took My Guitar, And I Smashed It Against The Wall
i Smashed It Against The Floor
i Smashed It Against The Body Of A Varsity Cheerleader
smashed It Against The Hood Of A Car
smashed It Against A 1981 Harley Davidson
the Harley Howled In Pain, The Guitar Howled In Heat
and I Ran Up The Stairs To My Parents' Bedroom
mummy And Daddy Were Sleeping In The Moonlight
slowly I Opened The Door, Creeping In The Shadows
right Upto The Foot Of Their Bed
i Raised The Guitar High Above My Head
and Just As I Was About To Bring The Guitar Crashing Down
Upon The Centre Of The Bed, My Father Woke Up, Screaming 'stop!'
'wait A Minute! Stop It Boy! What Do Ya Think You're Doin'
that's No Way To Treat An Expensive Musical Instrument!'
and I Said 'god Dammit Daddy!
you Know I Love You, But You Got A Hell Of A Lot To Learn About Rock An' Roll'

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