Lyrics:

precious Mckenzie, Boy I Remember You Well
With A Gob Full Of Tapioca I Would Sit And Id Watch You Excel
Those Legendary Rivulets Would Trickle On Down To Your Chin
But I Always Wondered What You Did When You Packed It All In

And What Are You Doing Today?
And What Have You Done With The Money?
And How Much Did Singleton Pay?
Do You Think You Were Misunderstood?
I Do.


Down At Stoke Mandeville I Bumped Into Mr Iq
I Said hey Albino, This Is Not 1972
Stub Out Your King Edward And Get That Small Boy Off Your Knee
And Melt Down Your Rings And Things And Get Yourself Off My Tv

Jim Could You Fix It For Me
To Come Down And Suck Out Your Kidneys?
Ive Got This Young Brother, You See
Who Wants To Stay Alive To Watch Bilko


When Im Pining For A Cigarette
I Think Of All The Free Ones That Id Get
If I Killed Myself And Came Back As A Beagle


I Left My Heart In Papworth General