Gourds Noble Creatures Spivey Dr. Spivey with a roll of quarters in his hand Fightin’ off the bullshit the best he can Able to sniff out the most complicated scam Ain’t no doctor he’s a natural man He’s in the house Seen him walk out of a paper bag Dial his momma turn around and call his dad Eat Rotweiller with some chopsticks Come over to my place and babysit my kids He’s in the house Outta control in a nose dive Gimme the keys, I’m Spivey, I will drive Not all of you can fit into my ride I’m Dr. Spivey, I’m the one who decides He’s in the house Dr. Spivey with a roll of quarters in his hand Last I heard he was in the ground Roll of quarters what that’s 10 bucks? No, it’s some fool with his jaw wired shut He’s in the house