Lyrics:

Wrote A Letter This Mornin,
put It In Your Hat,
cause No One To Read It
and I Know You Knew That.
i Bought A Joke, A Trick Or Two,
just To Bring And Show You,
caught Ya With The Trickster Too.
sometimes I Wonder How Ya Knew
a Hypnotist, Fancytalker,
ruben Remus Aint No Doctor
i Knew The Man And Tried To Remember
just Where It Was That Id Seen His Face.
long Ago, In A Movie Show,
he Was Like That Man Singin Bass.
knew Him By His Nursry Rhyme
the Story Of The Rabbit Man.
fell Right In And Said To Him
id Like To Help You If I Can.
i Know The Film Would Only Shock Ya,
ruben Remus Aint No Doctor!
he Only Needed What You Had,
asked For Nothing More,
said Hed Like To Take You On,
but Its Been Done Before.
you Couldnt See Hes A Travelin Man
and He Cannot Take Your Hand.
its Very Hard To Understand
why His Songs Were Never Banned.
guess The Man Would Never Knock Ya,
ruben Remus Aint No Doctor!
no One Seen Ya Since Hes Been Gone,
its Been A Day, Maybe More.
i Took A Walk In Your Yard
and Knocked On Your Back Door.
why Dont You Let Me In
im Not The Man Who Did Ya In.
is Mr. Remus Still Your Friend
you Say You Dont Remember Him.
turn Me Down, Would Ya
well, Ive Got News For You.
turn Me Down Would Ya,
cant Ya Tell
im Gonna Change Your Mind Before Im... Trough...