Lyrics:

( Nanker Phelge)

well Im Waiting At The Bus Stop In Downtown L.a.
well Im Waiting At The Bus Stop In Downtown L.a.
but Id Much Rather Be On A Boardwalk On Broadway

well Im Sitting Here Thinkin Just How Sharp I Am
well Im Sitting Here Thinkin Just How Sharp I Am
im An Under Assistant West Coast Promo Man

well I Promo Groups When They Come Into Town
well I Promo Groups When They Come Into Town
well They Laugh At My Toupee, Theyre Sure To Put Me Down

well Im Sitting Here Thinking Just How Sharp I Am
yeah Im Sitting Here Thinking Just How Sharp I Am
im A Necessary Talent Behind Every Rock And Roll Band

yeah, Im Sharp
im Really, Really Sharp
i Sure Do Earn My Pay
sitting On The Beach Every Day, Yeah
im Real Real Sharp, Yes I Am
i Got A Corvette And A Seersucker Suit
yes I Have

here Comes The Bus, Uh Oh
i Though I Had A Dime
wheres My Dime
i Know I Have A Dime Somewhere
im Pretty Sure........