Lyrics:

Ask me how do I feel now that we're cosy and clinging Well sir, all I can say, is if I were a bell I'd be ringing! From the moment we kissed tonight That's the way I've just gotta behave Boy, if I were a lamp I'd light And If I were a banner I'd wave! Ask me how do I feel, little me with my quiet upbringing Well sir, all I can say is if gate I'd be swinging! And if I were a watch I'd start popping my springs! Or if I were a bell I'd go ding dong, ding dong ding! Ask me how do I feel from this chemistry lesson I'm learning. Well sir, all I can say is if I were a bridge I'd be burning! Yes, I knew my moral would crack From the wonderful way that you looked! Boy, if I were a duck I'd quack! Or if I were a goose I'd be cooked! Ask me how do I feel, now that we're fondly caressing Well, if I were a salad I know I'd be splashing my dressing Oh, If I were a season I shortly be spring Yes, or if I were a bell I'd go ding dong, ding dong ding!