I want a dakimakura for Christmas
Only a waifu Rainbow Dash one will do
Don't want a blow up doll, no fleshlight Lyra plush,
I want a dakimakura with boobies I can smush!
I want a dakimakura for Christmas
I don't think Lauren Faust will mind, do you?
Now Hasbro won't approve
My pillow case design
But cheap third party printing means that
Dashie will me mine!
I can see me now on Christmas morning,
creeping up the stairs
Oh what joy and fake surprise
when I open up my eyes
to see a waifu pillow standing there
I want a dakimakura for Christmas
Only a waifu Dashie one will do
No Raritys or Pinkies
No twilight alicorn
Rainbow Dash is the pony who's in
all my favorite porn!
And I have almost as much as Scootaloo!
Mom says a pony
would bit me once - or more
But what she doesn't know is that I'm totally into vore!
There's lots of room for Dash down in my base-a-ment
She'd eat my cum and make her nest in cheeto dust and lint!
I can see me now on Christmas morning,
jerking off downstairs
Oh what marvel and surprise
In my pony waifu's eyes
To get another streak of color in her hair!
I want a dakimakura for Christmas
Only a futa Dashie one will do
No Fluttershys No Applejack cause she's dumb
Rainbow Dash is the pony inside whom I want to cum!
And Dashie wants to cum inside me too!