Lyrics:

All the things I read come from magazines
My concentration never was what it might have been
And I know that I'm impatient but there isn't really time
To have all these ideas going through my mind

Magazine
For your survival
Magazine
There's no modern rival
Magazine

Choose what I want to read so I'm never bored
All the time I save I use to read more

Magazine
It's just like the real thing
Magazine
But better looking
Magazine

>From the absurd to the obscene
Uncovered here in

Magazine
All of life in fun size
Magazine
And you can win this great prize
Magazine