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Lyricist: Humble Pie
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My tea's gone cold up inside and I can't see at all The morning rain clouds on his window And I can't see at all And even if he could it'd all be glad He hung my pictures on my wall It reminds him that it's not so bad, it's not so bad Dear Diz', I wrote you but you ain't responded I sent you two DM's back in autumn, you must not of got 'em They're probably just lost in the Don't Flop office or something Anyway, y'all wanna know what rhymes with 'Unanymous'? 'Huge fan of Diz' You know what else rhymes with 'Unanymous'? 'Psychosis slapped the fuck out of this pussy, knocked the cigarette out of his mouth and he didn't do shit.' Stop acting like you gon' push me You gon' talk, get on and on like you go violent and you whoop me Yeah, you gon' talk about how you a real fighter that can whoop me Soon as I take your ass outside you gon' start crying like a...pussy! You ain't a monstrosity Thomas
I ain't gonna do the battle with him stood behind me man. Man, like what the fuck?
Fucking pussy. Everybody make some noise for the pussy! You're not a monstrosity Thomas, today you're gonna learn what the difference is Cause time after time, Psychosis forgave for going online and running your mouth like a little bitch Time after time he forgave you, you came back and you did the shit So after it's over and it's over, well you have some unfinished business with This man over here over that Twitter shit And I don't even have another round so go ahead and finish this
{Psychosis gets in Unanymous's face and then acts like he's going to punch him}
What did I tell you about that Twitter shit? It's obvious you a pussy cause he just flinched like a little bitch Yo hold on though, same shit he did with Shotty though You know he brought up his dead relative in an attempt to try to hurt him You know he trying to show he's a monstrosity but I know there's a nicer type of version He got all violent, started cursing like, 'I'll mention your dead relatives' And he was like, 'I'll bang you out' and you're like, 'No, no, bruv, dead relatives, I wasn't going to apply it in a verse Shotty I haven't told you how much I like you as a person The fundamentals of you being an MC have been breached Cause everything we stand for is freedom of speech And Shotty made you eat your words til you can't even speak Say it, 'I'm a monstrosity' say it, it's battle rap bitch It's battle rap, you know the policy, there's no apology Unless Shotty is two seconds away from taking my dome and stomping me no real cheddar He got his homie massaging his back right now to make him feel better Keep on giving him help you little pussy, you're nothing but a pathetic square Cause when Shotty made him go blank he was looking really helpless there You're like Kurt Cobain cause the last time a shotty went off in your face your brains got scattered everywhere Fuck is wrong with this fucking pussy? Round one, y'all know his slogan, it's getting hot in here And y'all know his slogan
Get 'em the fuck outta here
No get this little fucking midget the fuck out of here the fuck outta here You little fucking pussy, don't tell us how you gon' buck the uzi Okay you little pudgy, droopy, fucking clumsy, goofy, Augustus Gloop-y Chunk from The Goonies, the chubby kid from every fucking movie This kid is so chunky to me if he took both his hands and cupped his boobies it'd look like onion
So you wanna get hype and all up in my shit like you spark the chrome? Nah, wearing that body warm is the only time you've ever had arms on show I saw some shit, you wanna talk about me being a pussy, right? I saw some shit yesterday that made you look like a buttercup You didn't actually come here to battle me you came here to lick Sophie Cody and bust a nut That's Mickey's ex, a known fucking slut And when Mickey and Double L got in your face you didn't do shit and they was threatening to fuck you up! You were too busy concentrating on protecting Lu's pussy To see Double L throwing cans around But I guess that's what happens when you travel seven hours on a plane for fuck Mickey Worthless's hand me downs Now before I get gruesome and nasty Let me make this shit clear so that you understand me The majority wanna see me lose the shit badly They'd love to see you abuse and attack an arrogant fat little British battle rapper with crooked and cracked teeth But win or loss, I'm 21, just take a look at the rap sheet I'm only sorry to the fans for not being as good as I can be Yo, and that's a humble statement I'm back on my bullshit That slip up against Villun was disappointing but nothing major I choked up and he won let's face it I don't wanna punch his face in I just wanna say that If my mom was shooting heroin during her pregnancy with me, what the fuck was his mother taking? Cause when you all thought Villun fed me that slice of humble pie He did, but I had an allergic reaction that doubled my stomach size Don't get it fucked up, it's still Unanymous, the dragon rapper It's all just warlocks and salamanders when I'm writing a verse I'll strike the eye of God's eyes and Isengard with a lightening surge Then He can with so many crystals that Heisenberg will have to find a different line of work But fuck a meth basement, my chemistry is less basic You can bring an Arsonal, we'll leave with his dreads shaven Walking like Forest Gump with the leg braces This is like feeding a sheep to a wolverine, you'll get your head caved in I'm X rated, the ax raise into your neck strained in ten places Eyes shooting beams with TEC's aim But if you can let an Uzi or a Tec scream Well then it's fuck what you can be, I'm shooting dreams like Wes Craven A new light is entering, the final testament Set fire to Genesis I rewrite an Exodus so that Christ remembers that I tried correcting it Yeah bitch, Bible references You know what else rhymes with 'Bible references'? 'Al-Qaeda terrorist' You ain't fucking with me cause my frame go like a primate from the Ice Age But my mind frame? Like an exorcist I'll pride you open and fight the demons that are colonizing inside your skeleton And get devilish so the Devil recognized as Heaven sent Pussy So the Devil recognized as Heaven sent, I'll never forget {Unanymous sees Dizaster motion to Philly Swain and Mickey Worthless}
What's going on? Go for it
So he said I came out here for so I could fuck with some ho All I gotta say is Mickey, was that shit true?
No
But it is
So protect yourself, cause He thinks he figured out which bitch I'm fucking when he can't even get a date on his own Fuck it, even if I did, somehow, happen to come here for a bitch I wanted to date Yeah I wouldn't fly 7,000 miles for hand-me-downs but I still won't bake her a cake His guy's a fucking pussy bro, don't even bother He's like, 'Hold on. I'm not choking. Let me grab me a water.' Cause there's nothing he could do or say, this guy wants to be me So I'ma do it real quick without doing a free Check it out, he wants to mimic me, he wants to live my life, no? No? No, you don't want? Then kill the hype You little fucking midget height Little white piece of shit that's vicariously trying to live his life through me cause he can't seem to get his image right Man, at first when I seen him, I was like, 'Okay, he does lyrically bite.' Then he took my facial expressions too and I was literally like, 'You gotta be fucking kidding me, right?' Me and this kid are so alike When I came up here and saw him I was like, 'Yo, you ready to give me my biggest fight?' And he's like, 'Bruv, you already know I didn't write.' This shit is bullshit, alright He has me thinking like, 'Maybe me and him do think alike.' But the only reason I think that cause he always wants to think like me so I be thinking that the shit is tight Because well, that's what I be thinking like This guy's nickname should be 'Dick' cause all he does is mimic Mikes Not only did you take my lyrics but also stole my wrapping/rapping presence (presents) like the Grinch of Christmas Night You've full of shit Unan', kill the hype You attacked Villun, called him out and still got killed despite You're like a mosquito, cause you attack the skin of everything in sight But it's often delivered with a bite So how the fuck are you gonna give some albino kid that bites When you're the fucking dude that wants to be me cause he can't even get his image right At least everyday Villun wakes up and never has to stare into the mirror twice This shit is stereotypical This guy, this guy wants to be so much like me if the music in his stereo isn't Arabic enough to listen to You'd probably force your parents to live with you I feel like Captain Sparrow sharing a room with a parrot that constantly sits there and it mimics you Like, 'Faggot! Faggot!' Anyway, they told me to pick these pens up So when I did, what I seen, I was extremely fed up I said, if I hear you with one of your little fucking repetitive schemes, the set up is how Bruv, you're gonna roll up and pull out your little weak Beretta I'm gonna Immediately have to leak you Repetitively stab you with a sewing needle so you start to leak through your sweater Sweep you off the feet with a concrete meat cleaver Til you start to leak through your sweater I'll have you by your Achilles tendon completely severed And then I'll slap a bag on your head and grab a nail gun and staple both your knees together He starts to breathe, I told him, 'It's okay Unan'. Breathe like me, things get better It's okay, I'll give you that number, three with the edge up Yet I'll let you bleed from neck up Japanese machete, I'll leave pieces of flesh cut I'll fucking pierce your tongue with a fishing string tied around your neck three times and tell you to 'keep your head up' I'll fucking punch you in your face pussy you know what the fucking talk's about Don't fucking dare me right now cause we'll shut this whole fucking venue down And everybody gonna still Stop fucking pushing me cause I will fucking slap you dead Do it one more time Do it one more time Smack the hat off your head
Somebody better tell him 'chill' before he gets his soul killed You got a motorized jaw muscle I've got the motor skills to this rodent to road kill So slick witted so sickening, so ill The way I put it together is so real so quick that you won't feel Try to study the structure of my pen and get it dug into your flesh like Michael Scofield You should've known it was a curtain call as soon as you thought to battle me One Dizaster ain't enough, you'd need four to battle me I don't give a fuck if you bang hammers, you'd need Thor to battle me You was begging for Eurgh's attention bitch, you fought to battle me That's a .44 for your anatomy Everything I draw's a masterpiece Plus when you're friends with Okwerdz in real life then you lose automatically Slow it down, I said when you're friends with Okwerdz in real life then you lose automatically Yeah, yeah he's a pussy basically I don't give a fuck if you're from the west side, there ain't nothing west side about him I checked him Instagram, I saw him throwing up west sides and pouting I can imagine Okwerdz like, 'Yo Diz' you got this Unan' battle coming up fam'. You wanna hit the mall? I mean let's buy an outfit.' And he's like, 'No Ryan. Let's give each other back breakers and then climb a mountain.' I mean how the fuck could you bring yourself to befriend that fat head and degenerate prick? When you get back to America remember to tell him I told you to tell him he's got a head like a blimp No when you get back to America remember to tell him I told you to him he's BITCH If it wasn't for his incredibly rich parents he would never exist So the next time he wants to give my name a mentional flip I'll trap a venomous fist in his father's chemotherapy drip I don't wanna get personal with you, you know? Cause if I get personal with you then your family's trees won't have any room to grow Like let's get ignorant, right? Yeah? Yeah? I'll rape your mother on her prayer mat Rip her veil off and fuck her bareback I will tie your faggot father up and leave that Iraqi drone with fractured bones Sliced up inside of Bin Laden's hole Then drag his body to his mansion where he wants to watch his family grow With a ransom note carved into his chest that says, 'Daddy's home' You're center stage with Leatherface, let the fact be known He ain't someone I'm trying to emulate, I stand alone I know I can make the weather change with my angered flow But what I display is a unique art So you'd need heart to create where Dizaster I will fucking backhand slap your grandma Back breaker your grandpa and repo the grenades he's armed with Pull the pin out every one of them motherfuckers And leave nothing but the rubble from a blood stained apartment So call the 'Blood Stain Department' A new level of homicide is surfacing Another self righteous person I'll fucking- try to undermine me I'll cut him like a surgeon Give this dickhead a circumcision and leave him with his turban split Just cause Daylyt's in your clique Don't mean you're from them Compton sides where a Glock will fly Pussy you're from the posher side of Berkeley If you wanted a yacht your family butler would hop online and purchase it I know every time a suicide bomber dies it hurts a bit But remember that locked inside it's their job their pride, they work for it Fuck the humble approach I will send everyone in attendance at your mosque to die in serpent pits And I don't give a fuck if you think that's too far Kumar Cause if there was an elephant in the room you'd be fucking trying to worship it! You don't like that? 'Mr. Dizaster. And when people mention I'm an A-rab I hate that But back when I battled A-Class and spat a bunch of Asian hate raps about stray cats and train tracks.' Fuck that I hope fucking Kim Jong bombs your continent I hope he turns Lebanon Hiroshima And if the bomb blast doesn't catch it was a set of Chop sticks that cuts off your oxygen as you slowly feel loss of consciousness And cough your tonsils up with a blocked esophagus Cause when I seen you using all these race jokes I just think, 'Well, what the fuck is wrong with it? Has he not got a conscious?' Cause when the shoe's on the other foot he's not as tolerant So either being the world's biggest fucking hypocrite is his one accomplishment Or this racist piece of shit must've lost his confidence like Tony Robinson To the past accusations state that I have used racism but But here stands a man that demonizes his own race for the sake of entertainment Cause he knows that he can play on it And all you fans will just take to it Cause subconsciously the majority of western civilization has been brainwashed to think That a peaceful Muslim is non-existent like a Guantanamo Bay visit Now that's racism on an international scale And in that case, since you were Canada's champ I'll travel and wrap Organik in plastic explosives and throw a couple grenades with it So King Of The Dot can say I blew up the spot the way that Hussein did it Listen Bachir, you Indian queer Most top tier rappers would leave what looks like maroon paint dripping from your Blue Jay's fitted I understand that you beat Canibus but how hard could that have been if LL Cool J did it
{Eurgh calls time}
I don't give a fuck I don't give a fuck about time They just all wanna see you fall Dizaster complaining about the time limits? Now I've seen it all
That shit he just said at the end just exposed the inner bitch in you Bro, your personality is beyond split in two There's like six of you This guy wants to take all my lyrics, my stage presence, fine But you also wanna go over the time limits too? I got a challenge for you, if you accept it it'll be hard I dare you not to take one of my schemes and breathe hard And stretch your multi's every three bars Fuck Unan', he said some shit about a prayer mat And now he's gonna fucking hit her bareback, right? But your mother blaze crack You know why I would say that? Cause she's the only person on Earth that's ever found the needle in the haystack You already know my bars got conviction Bro, Tommy that was a good line but you're not supposed to clap when someone is making fun of your mama's addition And normally, being an addict, they don't do it in front of people, it makes them quite uncomfortable But this shit has gotten so bad with your mom now she doesn't even hide it from you dude You're drinking your Sprite and she takes it from you Turns the soda can into a pipe in front of you Like, 'What's this guy here gonna do?' 'Mom you better stop before I turn into a minor adjustable Rhyming corruptible, mighty adjustable' - shut the fuck up bitch you ain't gonna fucking do shit Before I start violently punching you You ain't gon' fire a fucking tool You just a deprived little child who lies about the crimes he do To justify why your mother was too high to provide somewhat of a life for you He developed the ability to learn telepathy He's a monstrosity that knows all kinds of stuff He developed telepathy from being able to communicate with his pregnant mom from being inside her gut He be like, 'Mum. It's me. Do you have speed inside your blood? I know you can't sleep but you need to try for once You did heroin all week, please don't light that blunt You hear that? Doonk doonk doonk. That's the sound of our heartbeat rising you need to read between the lines you cunt That means that we're high as fuck! Really, life must suck, when you're a baby, you send your mom a signal that she needs to provide a lunch Her instincts tell her, 'Hmm, I should probably feed him designer drugs.' I bet my top dollar you were conceived in an club Where I'm from this guy's a thug He earned his stripes before life begun like a tiger cub First time he entered inside a club this guy's so young When the bouncer asked for his ID he read it, it said 'Minus 1' So stop coming with this fake front You always putting on for Youtube trying to convince everybody Tommy Vilas deranged and he got loose screws Bro, you not abused by the system, you just let the system abuse you Maybe if you read a book or two, every once in a while ran some wisdom through you You'd finally get this but you don't get it do you? Your homies that you grew up with in Plymouth they don't ever listen to you Cause they see through this false image that you built, it doesn't fit or suit you Always talking about 'I'ma roll up in clubs and shoot you.' Bitch you ain't gonna shoot nobody but the reputation is how everybody in England views you Cause when you say you a killer, we know you ain't a killer Consider it like self inflicted voodoo Cause that same knife you piercing through other people is really just piercing through you Your mom is a crackhead! She likes to stuff heroin in her blunt and spark it It's clear that this battle wasn't your department You've been crushed before this started Fuck a battle with Dizaster, you should be battling DNA to be see who's mother is more retarded Shock value bro You don't even know who's Unanymous Bruv you don't even know Unanymous You're a fucking buck tooth platypus Still looking for a tooth to snaggle with You stupid flabby bitch Here's some useful steps for you to improve your assets with First, use the salad dish Two, do some calisthenics to reduce your boobs to half their width I know you can do it Tommy, you're super talented Once you got as high as a computer analyst Got fired the same day got sued for damages Because he got caught illegally downloading groups of sandwiches You hang around him it's like experiencing a lucid acid trip Cause he moves his hands real quick like he's doing now and food just vanishes This guy would probably be the worst dude to travel with He's always the guy sitting in front of you with his chair like, 'Bruv', can I move back a bit?' But do that make sense? Of course not cause he even if me and you were on the same plane together You want to be so much like me, you would've crashed the shit Could you imagine being a pilot on a travel jet They radio him in from the tower like, 'Um, Captain Unanymous? What would you like to choose as your landing strip?' And he's like, 'Ahh, I'd like to use Dizaster's dick.' So I'ma just let him be You can never fuck with me You got all your homies talking shit to me endlessly How about you Arkaic? You wanna fucking fight You talk a lot of shit in my face You said- SHUT THE FUCK UP I will jump kick you from right up here you son of a bitch Eh, I told him 'just let it be.' He's mad at me right now saying I don't got words and melody At least I'm not the one who showed up over here looking like a gay referee Faggot, pussy, bitch Don't fuck with me cause ain't no limit to the disrespectful shit I'll do
Snitch, snitch, snick
Man, I'ma fuck this guy up bro Ain't no limit to the disrespectful shit I'll do If you keep talking shit, after this, when Stephanie ask me for the interview First thing I'ma say to that bitch is, 'Let me stick my dick in you.' Mark ass pussy throwing my shit off Sitting over here all mad Why even show up to the battle all yapping Talking 'bout, 'Remember, The Saurus we didn't get to battle.' He was like, 'Ho, ho, ho I guess it's back to gambling.' And you was like, 'Oh no I guess it's never gonna happen.' He fucking made me forget my shit Fucking hate you. I hope you fucking die you pussy Fuck this guy up I'ma take this guy's cup Hold up, let me rap to you You know what? I'm taking this too far I'ma give it back to you Cause I don't want this some shit where it causes a riot Cause ain't no fucking denying he's gonna end up crying And when I mean crying, I mean crying like Charlie Clips when water is flying I really fucking hate you bro For doing this shit with your man Cause I can't even get back to where I am You fucking Afgani-Stan And since I can't get back to where I was at I'ma end this with a song but this time it's the same one in the intro except y'all gon' it along Y'all ready? My tea's gone cold up inside and I can't see at all The morning rain clouds on his window And he can't see at all And even if he could it'd all be glad He hung my pictures on his wall It reminds him that I'm Unanymous's dad, I'm Unanymous's dad
Now I knew he'd mention my mother and the smack she consumes But that only draws attention to the time you battled on Smack and got snapped into two Now even though none of them statements are factually true If she was on smack, that smack probably came from the opium pipes That your Afghan family grew And she birthed me, which technically mean I'm more of a Smack rapper than you! Right now it's supposed to be like, 'Finally, daddy's spending time with me' Yeah fucking right, I mean, fuck the comparisons We ain't family that ain't actually equal, just cause both our personalities evil In fact I'd be embarrassed to be you If you were my biological donor, you'd be a disgrace to my family gene pool with all that- 'I run up on a retarded kid Rip off his colostomy bag and replace it with the oxygen gas' Fuck them gymnastic type, theatrics might Samurai dagger might inflict you with gashes and deep wounds When I hack your and after you've had your bandages removed I'll shatter your dreams when I pull up to your next battle in a black tinted Regal Brandished evil and start blasting at people like Apache Marine shoot I'm the GOAT, I'm the proper type and I don't think Dizaster's the sequel No, I said I'm a prototype and I don't think Dizaster is equal Now against Arsonal you broke down how you can't spell 'bars' without putting that 'arse' in it Whether Arsonal started with the word 'bar' and convinced yourself it was artistic But if you're gonna pick apart and break down Arsonal's bars using the word 'bar' then you need to be smart with it Don't just bark the word 'bar' and actually put some bars in it! But it's hard for him cause this retard isn't smart with it But him? It's all just performing arts and drama a facade really His bars timid if you give them a hard listen Well I'm a bear with it so I'ma bare with him let bars hit him Get barbaric and let a barbell bomb hit him Start bitching, I take the lead cause he just bark vicious So your terrorist threats, I should directly address you a FedEx parcel with SARS in it A barrage of hard hits that comatose you like my bars are actually barbiturates I don't give a fuck if Dizaster be crafting his bars until it's scratching off his fingertips Cause THAT is the only reason he compares himself in his bars To people like the main character in Limitless Just cause all his fucking bars and battles are unlimited Well my bars aren't actually bars They're shards that have been carved into sharpened instruments Perfectly equipped for performing cardio incisions Once I'm bar charting your heart's fitness with a stethoscope sampling metronomes from your heart's rhythm My bars is dope as bars of coke you know My bars is cold as Antarctic poles Fuck Barbados I got my own city of bars I call it Barcelona And parts of it harvest Spartan type barbarians that don't give a fuck about no bars Just crowbars to your chest set and give your heart conditions You'll leave Leeds looking like an elite team of Parts of him missing like a school of piranhas bitten You're barely a barnacle, it's like someone threw a barracuda where a shark was swimming I'll fucking waterboard and torture ya whore of a mother Till she admits to American military she was Bin Laden's mistress That fucking Sari's stinking! As for bars, she needs to be charged for giving a bar of soap And told she'd be barricaded behind bars if she don't immediately clean up her armpits with it Yeah, you'll get barred barless, my bars cut carcasses blood so Brace yourself or catch bars to your grill like a monster truck I'll break down and condense your bars into hockey pucks And bring shots to ya like a bartender You're a bitch and your bars tender My bars, each of my bars is as fat as Andy Milonakis It seems as if the fans, think we have some similarities but I'm deading that Cause I'm a different rapper so cut the chitter chatter and get your raps up Or forensics will find it's just actions and a list of victims while the city watches You need way more than just a handful of bars I've got a hungry fat kid mentality I'll rapidly rip a rapper apart To beat me, you need Wolverine's adamantium arms A tarantula with Dracula's heart A praying mantis with fangs like a shark Pretty much a whole fucking pad of Unanymous bars!
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