Lyrics:

hello and welcome to our

laboratories

we'll give you the guided tour now

if you please



here in the fruit department

as you can see

everything's made to order

chemically



isn't progress simply wonderful?



welcome to the

welcome to the

farm two thousand

come right in



eat the future

drink the future

farm two thousand

tastes just like the real thing



the animals that we have here

all look the same

they came from a single test-tube

aren't you amazed?



the door with "restricted access"

is not for your eyes

but you can believe me,

we've got nothing to hide



don't you think progress is just wonderful?



welcome to the

welcome to the

farm two thousand

come right in



eat the future

drink the future

farm two thousand

tastes just like the real thing

farm two thousand

farm two thousand

farm two thousand

for the world



farm two thousand

farm two thousand

farm two thousand

tastes just like the real thing