Lyrics:

Orgy, porgy, pussy, and thigh
Ain't nothing better make a monkey man cry

Hack it, sack it, brown paper bag
Slap damn trigger from the lepperin' drag

Pit stop chigger on a nicotine broom
Chicken fried freak got to bendin' that spoon

Chop down lemon, she's a sight for sore eyes
Rusted skirt, ain't no peekin' inside

Scratch back bastard, he's a hell of a goon
Won't never be happy 'til he's wearin' tight shoes

Jack black happy, gotta handle that sign
Sucker in the cellar drinking gasoline wine