Lyrics:

What is this place?
It's called a department store
It's... it's beautiful
Sssh.
First a deep breath, take it all in
Feel all those hallogens warming your skin
Smell how they pump in pure oxygen
See, they care
Love!
Excuse me?
Love, the new fragrance from Chanel
Oh, no thank you
I know you're scared, nevertheless
Think of the people you want to impress
Swallow your pride for me, just not yes,
And prepare!
'Cause something's in the air!
I think it's love
Exactly!
Here you'll become what you're supposed to be
You think you can't but you can
Think of the guy you want most to be
Here's your chance to make it, so take it like a man
What does she want? Not really sure
Why can't we leave things the way that they were?
Why can I never say no to her?
What's that smell?
Subtext, by Calvin Klein
That I don't like, that's kind of neat
Guys who wear that get beat up on my street
Still I come this far, I can't retreat in my shell
I'm in the hands of Elle
What the hell?
Here you'll become what you're supposed to be
You think you can't but you can
Think of the guy you want most to be
Here's your chance to make it, so take it like a man!
(Take it like a man)
God I love shopping for guys!
Okay, this is strange.
Watching them change right before my eyes
Don't watch me change!
Look at him, striking a pose, his confidence grows, he'll bloom like a rose
It's just clothes
God I love shopping for men!
Okay, this is nice
They walk in a two, they walk out a ten
Is this the price?
Don't worry, this is my treat
There's someone I'd like you to meet
Woah
I look like Warner... but it's just me
That's the best part, the outside is new
Now it reflects what's already in you
Couldn't change that if I wanted to, and I do not
Thank you
No, thank you
This is no gift, it's payment in kind
'Cause you saw beyond all the blonde to my mind
Oh, we've got to buy this, what, are you blind?
You look hot!
Is he not hot?
(He's hot, hot, hot, hot)
Here you'll become what you're supposed to be
You think you can't but you can
Think of the guy you want most to be
Not quite the guy I'd have chose to be
But when she's standing so close to me
I think I like her plan!
Here's your chance to make it, take it like
So take it like a man
A man!