Lyrics:

The turn out tonight is weak
The crowd is looking meager
Only 40 to 50 in the flock
but 3 more beers and I'm playin' Woodstock
And you can probably see that we're not all that tight
A couple more drinks will alter your sight
That does not mean fight
I'm not saying I have to be drunk
but tequila shots make it more fun
I'm havin' fun
(Chorus)
Oh, Beer Goggles
I love to put them on
Next to eachother at the bar
She's thinkin' he's the one
I'm thinkin' where's my car
She thinks I look good
Obviously she didn't smell that fart
'Oh, what kind of cologne is that you're wearing?'
Hey man, it's a start
'Hi, my name's Barbie'
'My name's Ken'
The perfect couple 'cause we're drunk in the head
I'm drunk again
(Repeat Chorus)
And one size fits all!!!