Lyrics:

I met him at a party and he told me how to drive him home. He said he
liked to do it backwards and I said that's just fine with me. That way we
can fuck and watch TV. It was four a.m. and the light was grey like it
always is in paperbacks. He asked if I liked playing jacks. I told him I
was good to sixes, but all hell broke loose after that. I told him I knew
Julia Roberts when I was twelve at summer camp. We didn't say anything
after that. I dropped him off and I drove on home cause secretly, I'm timid