[Intro] I'll f*ck your life up as a blonde (I'll f*ck your life up as a blonde)
[Verse 1] Nothin' more frightenin' than a woman scorned And a box of bleach You said I'd never change, I bet you never thought I'll go so extreme I lost a couple of inches and then a couple more Startin' with you and every single thing you said to me [Chorus] Baby, if you thought that I was trouble Then you're gonna hate what's comin' next Kinda like your worst nightmare but double Is that an angel? No, it's your ex Remember how you screwed up when I was a brunette? I don't think you knew just what you'd done Woah, I'll f*ck your life up as a blonde (I'll f*ck your life up as a blonde)
[Verse 2] I'm goin' Gwen Stefani, I'm goin' Courtney Love I'm headin' out of your league I'm gonna make your friends say, 'Man, you messed that up' And I would have to agree I hold emotional baggage but I cut it off Startin' with you and every single thing you said to me And maybe you just wanna talk but I'm just never free
[Chorus] Baby, if you thought that I was trouble Then you're gonna hate what's comin' next Kinda like your worst nightmare but double Is that an angel? No, it's your ex Remember how you screwed up when I was a brunette? I don't think you knew just what you'd done