[Verse 1] Boy number one made a picnic for two Saw he was nervous, I thought it was cute Until I found out that his mom made the food It was good though Boy number two had a beautiful face I highly agreed to go back to his place His wife really had some impeccable taste She was sweet though
[Pre-Chorus] I've been on this ride This rollercoaster's a carousel And I'm getting nowhere [Chorus] Boys around the world, I want to believe that When you chase a girl, it's not just huntin' season I can see the future, say it like you mean it 'I've got a beach house in Malibu And I'm probably gonna hurt your feelings' 'I'm probably gonna hurt your feelings' 'I'm probably gonna hurt you'
[Verse 2] Boy number twelve had a look in his eyes Brought up his ex and he started to cry Told me he loved me the very first night Oh, no Who knows what I'm in for with Boy number I-can't-keep-count-anymore?
[Pre-Chorus] I've been on this ride This rollercoaster's a carousel