Lyrics:

Stop have a beer it's on me has
Anyone ever told you that you
Look like a hollywood star
Oh you've heard it said many times
Before right here at this bar
I'm lame
So I drink cause it makes me
Happier than being alone. my
Good friend mr. johnie walked red
Keeps my insides warm like a cunt
Seems like evrybody's got
Something I have not, a reason
Not to die so I say death to
Mr. right cause that will never
Be me yeah yeah yeah