Lyrics:

So, you're the boyfriend
How nice to meet you. Is it Dustin?
And did you say you vote republican?
Can I get you another Sloe Gin...Fizz?

Makin' no mistakes
No one's gonna fall for you
Ain't got what it takes
Find another avenue
Throw us all a break
She can't really care for you
Just another flake
Who drives a BMW

All this is crazy
I can't believe that you replaced me
You and your goons from your fraternity
At the bar, glued to ESP...N