Lyrics:

Everybody knows
or everybody likes to think they know
everything about Michelle.
No one ever asks
'cause no one really thinks they have to ask
tell you all about Michelle.

You know that Heather has it all.
Rita's got a little more than all.
No one's got it like Michelle.
like Michelle
like Michelle
like Michelle

Everybody's sad
or everybody's only acting sad
when they hear about Michelle.
Everybody knows
or everybody likes to think they know
everything about Michelle.

You know that Heather has it all,
but Rita's got a little more than all.
No one's got it like Michelle.
Yeah!
She got what I don't want.
What I want is always what I've got.
So with girls like Michelle.
Wooooooooooooooooooo!

I fall in love again.
I fell in love before, I'll do it again
with someone not like Michelle.
like Michelle
like Michelle
like Michelle
like Michelle
like Michelle!
like Michelle!
like Michelle!
like Michelle!
like Michelle!
like Michelle!
like Michelle!
like Michelle!