Lyrics:

Everybody knows
Or everybody likes to think they know
Everything about Michelle

No one ever asks
Cause no one really thinks they have to ask
Tell you all about Michelle

You know that Heather has it all
Rita's got a little more than all
No one's got it like Michelle
Like Michelle (x3)

Everybody's sad
Or everybody's only acting sad
When they hear about Michelle

Everybody knows (Everybody knows)
Or everybody likes to think they know (Everybody likes)
Everything about Michelle

You know that Heather has it all
But Rita's got a little more than all
No one's got it like Michelle
Yeah!
She got what I don't want
What I want is always what I've got
So with girls like Michelle
Wooooooooooooooooooo! (x2)

I fall in love again
I fell in love before, I'll do it again
With someone not like Michelle
Like Michelle (x12)