Lyrics:

Here come the social climbers
Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm...

I'm at a party, I'm making conversation
I hear a voice say, 'do I know you?'
What you've been doin', they seem so fascinated
Could be your best friends, the way they talk to you
Ooh, such a pretty smile, just like a crocodile
Oh, don't you love the way they flatter you
Before I figured out just what they're all about
I turn around, now who they talkin' to?

Here come the social climbers, ooh-ooh...
All they wanna do is to get next to you
Here come the social climbers, ooh-ooh...
All they wanna know is who you are and what you do
Here come the social climbers
Here come the, ooh...

So social, so very, very, so social

Here comes Kaja checkin' everybody
Blowin' kisses across the room
She's got designs, knows how to work her body
Sneaks up from behind, whispers, 'I love you'
Ooh, such a pretty smile, just like a crocodile
She likes to give a little attitude
Before I figured out just what she's all about
I turn around, now who she talkin' to?

Here come the social climbers, ooh-ooh...
All they wanna do is to get next to you
Here come the social climbers, ooh-ooh...
All they wanna know is who you are and what you do
Here come the social climbers
Here come the, ooh-ooh-ooh...

Are we lovers or are we friends
What's your story, guess it depends
Is your honey the kind that's sweet
Or are you gonna climb all over me

Oh, so social, so very, very, so social
So social, so very, very, so social, yeah

Before I figured out just what they're all about
I turn around, now who they talkin' to?

Here come the social climbers, ooh-ooh...
All they wanna do is get very next to you
Here come the social climbers, ooh-ooh...
All they wanna know is who you are and what you do

Oh-oh...

This just gonna be, in and out
Ha, what's it all about, I say
I say, hey, baby, what you talkin' 'bout
I don't really wanna talk to you
I say bring your little sister over here
And maybe have a drink or two
I know that's just what I'm thinkin'
Ha, ha, ha!
Oh!

Social climbers
Oh...
So social
Social climbers
Oh, very, very, very, very social, yeah
Here come the social climbers