Lyrics:

I'm just a man, Dan's got a future
With a fast picking hand
But my brother
My brother, like my mother
They're living back
In the dead head fad
Well don't be sad!
They may be ugly
But they're not that bad
Their only fault is that they hate water
And water is something you gotta have
Hippies hate water...
One day I found
Myself driving, myself around
And the I saw 'em
Like a herd sheep callin':
'Gimme a ride to the Dead show man!'
Well don't be sad!
They may be smelly
But they're not that bad
Their only fault is that they hate water
And water is something you gotta have
Hippies hate water...

Hippies hate water...