Lyrics:

You'd be a cop if you weren't a punk
In fact I think you'd make a better cop
They could use you, you got no remorse
They could use you on the police force
You'd be cute all dressed in blue
You could brutalize anyone right on cue
You'd abuse those who are weak of course
They could use you on the police force
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You'd fit in so perfectly
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You're just old skool pig
You'd be cute all dressed in blue
You could brutalize anyone right on cue
You'd abuse those who are weak of course
They could use you on the police force
You'd be a cop if you weren't a punk
In fact I think you'd make a better cop
They could use you, you got no remorse
They could use you on the police force

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You'd fit in so perfectly
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You're just old skool pig
Think how you could fuck shit up
You could heft your power like a club
An arrogant fool with authority
You'd cross over so easily
You'd cross over so easily
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You'd fit in so perfectly
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For the academy
You're just old skool pig